omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
  • miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

    onwardwall:

    thegingerbalrog:

    my-fandom-life:

    dismantlerepaired:

    whereismystrawberrytart:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    When Russia sends you nudes

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    dekutrickortreet:

    telapathetic:

    when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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    damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

    (Source: telapathetic)

    nootdoot:

    nootdoot:

    what’s the cleanest genre of tv show?

    soap operas

    suspend:

    the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

    blankbabe:

    we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

    frlcker:

    the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

    (Source: studip)